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ANSi Art File  |  1996-07-06  |  1.2 KB  |  640x544  |  4-bit (3 colors)
   ocr: T ONE DAY ABUUT A MUNTH AGO, THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA WAS LOOKING FOR A CALL GIRL. HE FUUND THREE SUCH LUVELY LADIES iN A LOUD LOUNGE iN DOWNTOWN OTTAWA. ONE WAS A BLONDE, ANUTHER A BRUNETTE AND THE THIRD A RED HEAD TO THE BLUNDE HE SAID "i AM THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA, "HOW MUCH WOULD iT COST ME TO SPEND SOMETIME WITH YOU" SHE REPLIED, 200.00 PLUS THE G.S.T TAX. U TO THE BRUNETTE HE MADE THE SAME PRUPUSITIUN. HER REPLY WAS, $100.00 PLUES THE G.S.T. TAX. IPK TO THE READHEAD HE MADE THE SAME PRUPUSITIUN. HER REPLY WAS, "MR. PRIME MINISTER, iF YOU CAN RAISE MY SKIRT AS HiGH AS MY TAXES, G ...